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Friday, May 20, 2011
This year the thief is too strong
Life digest report of January 5, 2010
Say goodbye to the crush of people
Do you have this experience: has an understanding with you only a very short period of time or have known each other for a long time but not cooked complex friends, suddenly one day dating you, and tell you, he will leave tomorrow. Reasons for leaving, perhaps to studying abroad, might just go on the trip.
You a little surprise, he found you out, is to tell you this? It seems that your friend has not reached him to bid farewell to you anymore. Since he chose to tell you, you are politely wish: "efforts! "" A pleasant journey! "He smiled and accepted your blessings, but looked a little sad. At that moment, you think he sad just to leave. You comfort him a few words, and then respectfully say goodbye to him, said: "back to me! ”
He came back, but did not find you. Then you suddenly understand why did he tell you that night he had to go. He is to travel, why would a sad look on his face? It turns out that he likes you.
To see your words, not an excuse to go better than he. Although that idea was stupid, but he hopes that you will ask him to stay, or would you say: "you go to Tokyo tomorrow? I also want to go, now is it too late? "He was required to look forward to a lost on your face, however, that you do not have a trace of reluctant to look. Suddenly, he knows that you don't like him. After the farewell, to leave his melancholy, he does not have the courage to find you.
Do you have such a person in your life? Do you despise say goodbye like that?
Don't look for scattered on the floor feeling
Woman looking for a man in public on the radio, he is not missing, she would like to find is his feel for her.
Man has been very nice to her, he said to her more than once, each time, she did not give him a definite answer. She is not like him, but she would like to take more into, when she finally consider carefully decided and he began, but he no longer had to say to her. He will meet her, but he no longer lift, also no confided with deep feeling his love to her again. She is not reminded him that:
"Have you not too long ago to me, I now consider--" always again he said, she was able to put down hard. That night, she openly looking for him, if he heard, and asked him to find her. I think he is not going to say to her.
The man repeatedly said, and women keep taking into account the years, like two people taking a walk in a tortuous path.
Charactizing along, sunny, only two of them. Men and women walked side by side, men like drag-and-a woman's hand, but afraid of being rejected, women do not know if the men dragged her hand, so she put on a lengao appearance. Man wanted to tell the woman he loved her, woman waiting for the man to speak, but she is afraid he will speak, because she has not prepared, she feels she is not the appropriate time.
The road was covered, women think all begun, know man has finished, from now on, he will not say to her, because, the best time is over.
In the feeling of most of the time, she did not stop, then, do not have to go in after the road it is finished, turn back to find the feeling of those scattered on the ground, the road has been through.
Finally, the dream 28.
United States 12 family law
Saturday, May 7, 2011
New year's day blessing message
1. wish you in the new year: happy more and more like a Government document; looks increasingly like a performance engineering nice; worry less and less like a unit of welfare; higher revenue as more and more as a State tax; friendship more and more like a speech long good mood every day like a segment; wishes like superior check when it comes to! Happy new year's day!
2. is willing to hold peace, health, have been happy, carrying happy, embracing warm, with the perilous swings, pulled a good new year, happy live each day! Happy new year's day!
3. a cup of tea, recalling an experience; a flower, dress up a winter bright; a blessing, sent to long absence greeting; a message, their hopes of a truth. New year's day is approaching, I wish you new year lucky, all the peace and happiness.
4. blessed rain tapping ears, let happiness with the Bell of the new year quietly comes, always surround you, not the most beautiful expressions not affectionate words, no fine gifts, some just blessing! Happy new year's day!
5. new year's day arrived, working secretly wish you giggle, kicking out, bowing hum, RM Hulu sleep at night, woke up startled, all banknotes, wish you a happy new year!
6.201 to in a minute, I used a sincere heart, filled with continuous blessings, wish you a beautiful life full, smooth, good health and a happy new year!
7. work is the ship, is sailing; festivals such as Bank, like the harbour; wash dust which settles on one during a journey, the petal of a smiley face; by SMS, send wishes; woke up and was laughing, sleeping is sweet; heart with people, and happiness! Wish happy new year's day!
Joke collection
1: once upon a time a man fishing and caught a squid-only.
Squid begged him: you had me, don't I eat.
The man said: OK, so let me questioning you a few questions.
Squid happy said: your examination you test it!
Then this man to roasted squid ...
2: I used to have schizophrenia, but we have recovered by now.
3: students in the United States driving, road sign prompt turn left in front, he is not sure, ask the examiner:
“turn left?”
Answer: the "right"
Sth Hung up..
4: suicide from the 5 floor of mung bean one day fall flow a lot of blood, turned to red bean; a DC discharge was turned into the soybean; scar wound up, finally became a black beans.
5: little sensible hair, came to school the next day, the students saw his new hairstyle, laughs: Bob, your head like a kite, Oh! Bob felt aggrieved, ran out crying. Cry cry ~ he flew up will give attention
6: someone of like onions, walk walk wept ....
7: little penguins one day asked his Grandma, "Grandma grandmother, am a Penguin? "" Yes, you are of course Penguin. "Small Penguin asked the father," Daddy Daddy, am I a Penguin? "" Yes, you are Penguin, why? " However, how can I feel so cold it? ”
8: love each other with a pair of corn up
So they decided to marry SB
Wedding day SB
A corn not found another corn up
Popcorn beside the corn asked: did you see our corn?
Popcorn: honey, why people wearing a wedding dress ....
9: music lesson teachers play a Beethoven piece
Bob asked Xiao hua: "do you know anything about music? ”
Xiao Hua: "Yes"
Bob: "what do you know what teacher playing? ”
Xiao Hua: "the piano. ”
10:Q: there are two people fall into the trap, death of the person and the dead, what the living?
A: call to save it!
11: question: cloth and paper are afraid of what?
Answer: fear of 10,000, paper case.
Reason: not (Brazzaville) 10,000 to (paper) case.
12: one day had a mother-in-law ride SB
Sit in the middle of my mother-in-law does not know the way ...
Her mother with a stick spank driver said: what is this?
Driver: this is my ass ...
13: a eggs to tea house tea, results it became has boiled eggs; a eggs run to Songhua River swimming, results it became has songhuadan; a has a eggs run to has Shandong, results became has Lu (halogen) egg; a eggs homeless, results it became has wild eggs; a eggs in road does not carefully fell has a falls, pour in ground, results became has missile; a eggs run to people yard in to has, results became has atomic bomb; a eggs run to Qinghai-Tibet plateau, results became has hydrogen bomb; a eggs sick has, results became has villain; a eggs marry has, results became
Has bastard; a eggs run to River in swimming, results became has bomb; a eggs run to flora in the to has, results became has a young female character type in Chinese operas; a eggs riding with a horse horse, took with a to knife, original he is Peking Opera Blues; a eggs is mother of, long of is ugly, results on became has dinosaur egg; a eggs is public of, he wife in outside and other eggs adultery, results he became has bastard; a eggs sth sth14 the moderator asked: whether the cat can climb trees? Eagle preemptive answer: Yes! Host: for example! Eagle tears: the year that I was fast asleep, cat climbed up a tree SB Later the OWL SB
15: the concrete shell of a beetle name discussed both welfare lottery, said: I'm in the award down to buy a toilet in a radius of 50 meals a day! B said: you too! If I prize package in one of the living, eat fresh!
16:why the chicken cross the street
Answers to get another side
17: a: man doing?
B: his trembling.
A: he is why tremble at all?
B: his cold.
A: Oh, tremble not cold drawing.
A: sth
18: there's a banana and girlfriend, walking in the street, it was very hot, banana, take off your clothes, his girlfriend fell after give attention
19: a sausage are kept in the fridge
Feeling very cold, and then looked at the side of another, with some comfort, said: "you are all frozen this, got all the ice! "Results that says:" I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle. ”
20. There was a huge Marshmallow to hit the ball a long time. He said: so tired, I feel that my whole people soft down will give attention.
21: the diver's action is very difficult, he made a triple turn half-back flip flip is three weeks before a month.
University of 22:MM looking for lost. Professor meets a well-mannered.
MM: excuse me, how can I go to University?
Professor: only hard to read, only to go to College.
23: Secretary and Chief of ride the elevator, a fart after Chief Secretary said: have you fart! Chief said: I don't mean to put sth Soon be removed from Office by the Chief, the Secretary said in the meeting: fart you dandai not, to what you use?
24: Miss: good business to do now!
Leader: why?
Miss: "avian influenza ..."
25: a woman meets robbers trembling said: "my school is XX, just graduated, work was not found, really no money sth"
The robbers burst into tears after hearing, "sister, I was XX school, you pick good student card, robbery or in front of the school is XX, you can be sure that Allah will never get their own people! ”
26: want to ML and his girlfriend, girlfriend saying not a bath no, offers cold weather can wash "locally", wash, extremely shy girlfriend: "Darling, you lazy yo, which wash which sth" even after hearing faint, even is to brush the teeth AH ~~~ (giant gloss over the joke)
27: a blind beggar wore sunglasses begging in the streets.
A drunken man came up and felt his poor, throwing 100 Yuan to him.
Take the road for some, drunk a look back, just see the blind man on the Sun-resolved that one hundred large copy of true and false.
Drunken man came up to regain the money: "TMD you don't want to live, dare to lie to Lao! ”
The blind beggar a face
Complaint says: "big brother, I'm sorry, I was a friend of mine in this look, he was blind, had to go to the toilet, in fact, I was a mute. ”"Oh, is this son of man," so drunk threw down money to stagger away sth
28: avian flu--is "shit" fault of!!!
There are two kinds of people have great chances of avian flu--1. " Beast "; 2." Beast rather than "people ....
29:A: Hey, how did you learn to smoke?
B: yadangxiawa I had when I always steal do ' forbidden fruit ~
C: do you know why yadangxiawa always steal do ' forbidden fruit?
AB: I do not know!
C: because Adam did not smoke! (Tip: homophonic word)
30: someone recently abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to be caught flirting ex-girlfriend and another man in the street, the more he read more gas, wants to humiliate them. So polite approached a greeting, and a girl friend's lover, the despised said: "I used garage you don't be ashamed of! "When his own creative pride, ex-girlfriend laugh:" outside an inch is old, there is a brand new! ”
31: when you break up, she gave me a kiss, it--just like the people's daily as real sth
32: just see above senior sister apprentice computer screen there is a similar story of the scroll bar stuff, the above text very quickly.
Even curious asked: is this the right words?
Shi Jie: Yes!
Shi Jie: how so quickly? Did not see!
Shi Jie: Jay!!
33: wife: I'm just blind eye stepped on shit will not marry you.
Husband: I was blind eye stepped on shit will not marry you.
Shit I good luck Oh! Lay there are two of you to step on to ... ...
34: Chemistry entrance examination questions: can be transformed into a and b, b in boiling water, you can generate a C,C oxide D,D with rotten eggs smell in the air, asking what is A,B,C,D?
Answer: a is the chicken, b are the raw eggs, c is the cooked eggs, d is of course the rotten eggs!
35: rubber, tiger skin, lion's skin which is the well?
A: the eraser.
Because the eraser (eraser).
36: q: 3 first foot is what???
Answer: 3 first foot Monster!!!!!!
37: ants to the desert, why not to leave his footprints on the sand, leaving only one line?
Answer: because it is riding a bicycle!
Ants from the desert home, he did not inform anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why Ah!
Answer: saw him parked downstairs bicycle ...
38: one day a woman drug addict offender police being caught, police saw a tattoo on her hand, he asked why did you name your boyfriend stabbed her on the hand, he did call in xiaoliang SB Ah.. Whether. say, say.. He has no drug addicts ... tell
The female drug users looked committed with angry eyes
Police say
This is hate ...
40: one day, Catherine and her boyfriend go out for a drive for a ride
,Car running out of oil, just next to a gas station, opened in the old days, suddenly a gust of wind brought her boyfriend's hat blew away.
Catherine's boyfriend said to her:
"I go to pick up the hat, you help me refuel. 」
Boyfriend just not far away, he heard Catherine behind him shouted:
"Come on! Come on! 」
41: a chimp through the Woods, accidentally mining into Gibbons droppings,
Cleaned the resolution kind orangutan apes.
After a short time they fall in love, someone ask how did you come together?
Gorilla replied: "it is ape feces (Serendipity).!"
42:: there was a fat man ... ... ....
From high buildings and jump ...
Results into the ... ....
Dead fat man..
43: a duck called the little yellow, it was hit by a car when crossing one day and shouted: "quack! "From this it becomes a small cucumber sth
44: there's a penguin, his home is far from Arctic xiongjiang special, if I go, have to walk 20 years to get to. One day the penguins stayed at home for a special boring, ready to find polar bears play, and he was away, but go to the half of the road when they forgot, this has been going for 10 years, but still had to lock the door, so penguins door and go home. After locking the door, Penguin set out to find polar bears again, he spent 40 years to a polar bear family sth Penguin knocks on the door said then: "polar bear polar bears, penguins look for you to play! "Polar bear the results open the door you guess what he said? "Play or go to your home bar ~"
45: a small rabbit to bounce to the bakery, ask: "the boss, you have a small bread 100 Ah? "Boss:" Oh, I'm sorry, not so much "" Ah ... "Small rabbit dejectedly away. The next day, a small rabbit to bounce to the bakery, "the boss, is there a small bread 100 Ah? "Boss:" I'm sorry, but no "" Ah ... "Small rabbits also went down. The third day, a small rabbit to bounce to the bakery, "the boss, is there a small bread 100 Ah? "Boss happy said:" with, with, today we have a small bread 100!! "Small rabbit took out:" so nice, I bought two! ”
46: Bob said: "kangmenglin, ask you" has a shark eat a green bean, what results it became "? "Kangmenglin:" I don't know, the answer is what? "Bob said," Hey! Hey! The answer is "Sha mung bean (mung bean shark)," you stupid Oh! 」
47: teachers ask the students how to decrease white pollution? Student answer: blue boxes.
48: individuals, who suffer from indigestion. one day, he came to portal hypertensive gastropathy hospital, said: "what what I eat, eat watermelon watermelons, eat cucumber cucumbers!" The doctor thought for a while, and said to him: "I see you only eat shit!"
49: the plane, a stewardess asked one little girl said, "why aircraft fly too high will not hit the stars?" Little girl replied: "I know, because the stars ' Flash '!"
50 a with a polar bear and Penguin in play, penguins a one body hair pulled down, drawn after the polar said: "Oh, so cold! "Polar bear hearing, himself also a hairy root by root pulled down, turn on penguins:" was very cold! ”
Happy new year what to say
Family articles
Mother: a love not for return, there is a loving dedication to the old, there is a love impartiality, there is a love no regrets, this is the great mother, wish all mother new year happiness in the world!
To the father: and to the new year, so many would like to say to father, but just wanted to tell father, in the new year to you peace health, give me some more filial year after year your year.
LOVE
To the lovers: love is a hint of love, love is deep like and I like that are not only deeply to you, it is deep love. In the new year, I want to give you more fun, joy and happiness! That's it, no not from!
Wife: wife, Spring Festival is approaching. I wish to be sunny, warm your tired heart; Let me be silk drizzle, flick on your garments dust which settles on one during a journey. Send a bouquet of flowers, give you peace propitious. You are my lovers, friends, friends of wholesome.
Enterprise version
Leadership: days are happy to work with, struggle with day is unforgettable! Thank you for my help, new year to you many blessings. Blessings and wishes is one of the many blessings, wishing blessed reduction is ...
Customer: is the ship, is sailing; festivals such as Bank, like the harbour; wash dust which settles on one during a journey, the petal of a smiley face; by SMS, send wishes; woke up and was laughing, sleeping is sweet; heart was who, and happiness! Happy new year!
Funny article
Funny story: I texting does not care about money, I feel it, human life, human life and send text messages, like, hand pressing a loose a dime has gone, and howl ~ hand by not loose good dozens of hair ...
Funny article two: representative of Qing dynasty Royal family, wish you conduct Yongzheng, the perilous swings in Qianlong, Jiaqing, Emperor Daoguang in the future, performance of Xian feng, de Tongzhi, Guangxu, Xuantong, Empress Dowager Cixi: happy spring!
Other articles
Sentiment: the only people who understand life, to appreciate lamei top cold cream, the appealing fragrance that long; only people who know how to love, to feel the beauty of life, flowing the happy mood of happiness only ...
Friendships article: friend book, worth reading for a long time; buddy is like wine, you need to look; old poetry, must follow rhyming; friend is days, hope of a life. New year approaching, blessed forever happy new year!
The Tiger: the new year's Eve to find a tiger God descends, with head, lucky thriving, happy mouth corner, healthy legs, feet, chest developed ribs, happiness, peace back, huntoon abdominal, Royal Flush, Sweet Honey and wish you and the United States.
Digital News: to Chinese new year, happy new year earlier: a good thanks to the family; the second thanks to less difficult; three worship trouble eliminating; four worship not getting old; five thanks to the sons and daughters of filial piety; six worship happiness around; seven worshipped grief threw eight thanks to the high income nine thanks to safe cover; ten thanks to folk music excursion.